BBC 5 - THE ORCADIAN ODYSSEY

May 24th-27th 2007

BBC 5 was the last Bouncy Bike Challenge event for the Badaguish Centre and arguably the best of the five challenges that have taken place.

 

Obviously going to the magical islands of Orkney was an exciting prospect and although logistically a bit more demanding the whole event went like clockwork. The outstanding camaraderie and spirit that pervaded the whole final event, together with the extremely hard work and efforts that those taking part put into the 85-mile cycle, was a most fitting way of finishing off this charity event series.

The event started on Thursday with the majority of the team meeting up at Badaguish to load their kit and bikes onto the ‘convoy transport’ for the long journey north. With wheels buckling under the mass weight of lycra, Vaseline, energy food and excited ‘bouncers’ the vans set off at 1.30pm and trundled steadily up the east coast.

In Golspie, under the watchful gaze of ‘the big mannie’ (no not Bob - but the Duke of Sutherland monument on Ben Bhraggie) the convoy rendezvoused for a comfort break and to allow Norrie to feed his bun habit which everyone joined in with at the car park café (who thoroughly enjoyed the surprise trade from around 30 plus colourful and noisy big kids!). Another comfort stop at Wick in howling wind and rain was made and then in bright sunshine the team finally arrived on the far north coast.
 
After a quick photo call at John O’Groats (you just have to) we arrived at Gills Bay ferry terminal in good time. As we boarded our ferry there were a few worried faces about the impending ferry trip and sea conditions and Rob did a good trade selling his stock of anti seasick tablets! As it turned out, the trip wasn’t too bad and most people tucked in to fish and chips or buns and chips as we ploughed across the mighty Pentland Firth, into Scapa Flow and arrived safe at St Margaret’s Hope in Orkney.
A short 20-mile trip saw us arrive at our event HQ, Kirkwall Youth Hostel, around 8.15pm and after throwing kit into the rooms, checking the sockets and showers and ensuring all final preparations were ready for the morning the team wandered into Kirkwall at approx 8.16pm! After a few quiet refreshments the team walked back to the hostel along the quiet cobbled streets passing the magnificent St Magnus Cathedral on the way and were all tucked up in bed by around 11pm (ish).
 

Friday morning arrived very early and a little damp looking, but the team were up on time, breakfasted and well greased ready for the day’s cycle ahead.

Departing at 7.45am the team were transported down to the Start at Burwick on the southern tip of South Ronaldsay and after a group photo call and full waterproof kit check set off on the BBC 5 challenge at 9am.

Day 1 morning route saw the team head north crossing the four Churchill Barriers and then having Bob’s scrummy tea and cakes at the marvellous Italian Chapel after 13 miles.

 
 
Shaking off the hailstones…the bikers then turned inland and crossed over to the east coast passing Kirkwall Airport and the Highland Park Distillery before arriving back at the Hostel for lunch (24 miles). Dried out and well fed, the team took on the afternoon section which had an initial long pull around the north shore of Scapa Flow passing Orkney’s other distillery at Scapa en route. After 6 miles, the route eased and a pleasant sheltered section through the hills followed with more delicious tea and buns around the 32 mile mark.
 
 
As the intrepid bikers reached their next turn at historic Maes Howe, they were met with one helluva headwind and heavy rain. Undeterred (but more than a little cheesed off) they fought on and struggled up the final brae of the day to be joyfully greeted by a welcome view of Stromness and the big green buses and hence the days finish. Even more joyfully, the finish line was only a mile away on a big downhill…yeehas followed. Skidding to a halt at the finish line beside the ferry terminal (40 miles), the team ‘gently’ loaded their bikes on to the trailers before being whisked back to the hostel for warm showers and degreasing. Fully recovered (ish), shiny and smelling good the team headed off for their evening meal at the Shore Hotel in Kirkwall. Outstanding food and drink and excellent friendly service and hospitality were the order of the night and the only little disappointment was the level of cheating and bad sportsmanship during the event based quiz (tut, tut, Jan, Smudge, Penny, Ingrid, Neil). Needless to say all slept well that night and the plan of having the legendary bouncing snorers well away from everyone else actually worked!
 
Day 2 (Saturday) arrived dull and damp (but enough about Clive) and once again the team ‘sprang’ out of bed, ‘sang’ whilst preparing their toast and were very orderly in the ablutions queue! Departing on time, the vans returned to Stromness with the wipers on overtime and on arrival, the team readied themselves in military fashion and Finlay repaired a puncture twice before leaving the car park. Setting off on schedule,
 
Day 2 route left Stromness and headed north to Skara Brae 7 miles away. This short section was planned to allow the bikers to get their muscles warmed up however, the freezing hail, rain and wind lashing them from the Atlantic coast on their left didn’t really help! Stoical as ever, the team arrived at the famous Skara Brae heritage site where everyone was deeply grateful to the Historic Scotland site staff who allowed free entry because of our charity efforts and probably took great pity on the multi-coloured drowned rats that turned up at 9.30am.
   
After a look round the incredible Neolithic site, unusually the team tucked into tea and buns in the café and bought some souvenirs from the shop including replica Viking helmets. However, these helmets were no match for those worn by Jan and Rob who had theirs affixed to their bike helmets all the way round the route.
 

A chink of sunshine appeared which was the cue to leave and astonishingly, the next 7 miles got warmer, brighter, clearer and sunnier with bikers peeling off the layers as they sped along the western seaboard of the mainland passing the huge Kitchener monument with glee. Lunch was taken at Brough Head on the north western corner of the mainland and copious amounts of tea and cakes were (as ever) on hand from the wonderful support team. People were able to lie in the sun watching the sea roll in, munching their sarnies/rice cakes and marvel at the ancient brough across the causeway. At Bob’s command, we were all dispatched away and with continuing warming sunshine headed along the north coast before turning south once again to follow the eastern coastline.

With increasing average speed matching the increasing average morale, the next 15 mile section literally flew past with great views of Orkney’s many islands and even a few minor undulating hills at the back end caused no real hassle to the hardened peddlers. As the wonderful sight of the two green support buses loomed into view for the final pitstop, the question on everyone’s lips was “What will Bob’s treats be?” and never one to let the team down we were all treated to pancakes with jam and jaffa cakes!

 

The final section beckoned and in true Bouncy Bike fashion contained the inevitable ‘Bimble Hill’ – a long steady gradient leading over the hills to the finish area – just what jaffa cakes were made for. Pumped up with pancake energy, the tough hill was tackled and conquered with consummate ease (ish) and rewarded the team with a long yeeha descent and a continual view of the increasingly nearing finish line. The final miles slipped past and all too soon the team were on the final mile leading along the narrow isthmus between the Lochs of Harray and Stenness and ultimately to triumphantly finish at the magical Ring of Brodgar standing stones circle (43 miles).
   
After a delirious dance around the stones and the team finish snapshot it was back to the Hostel on the transport with many spending a reflective minute or two to consider; what they had achieved both for themselves and for the charity; what they had seen; and the camaraderie they had enjoyed not only on this fifth and final challenge but on many of the other four challenges too…
 

Back from the land of dreams…the team disgorged at the Hostel and packed up their sweaty/greasy/smelly/lurid/happy bike kit into double strength bin bags before spending an hour or two together in a communal shower scraping off dead flies and oil and generally having a grand time all round (thanks for the shampoo and beers Eleanor). Gleaming like a brand new chain set, the whole team gathered together in the hostel for a pre-dinner drink (or three) before returning to the Shore Hotel for the final Badaguish Bouncy Bike Challenge dinner and presentation. Another excellent meal with great service and a couple of ‘speeches’ preceded the final ‘final presentation’ with everyone getting their well-deserved event T-Shirt and certificate of completion.

Sunday morning saw everyone pack up and even have time for a short walk in the warm sunshine into Kirkwall before leaving for our noon ferry back to the mainland. A very pleasant crossing saw the team back in Gills Bay on time and subsequently head back down the country dropping off people on route and finally arriving back at Badaguish around tea time. The vans were cleaned, all kit returned, farewells said, handshakes given, everyone back safe and well, mission accomplished…BBC5 has left the building!

 
 
Many thanks to everyone who took part in or was involved in BBC5; bikers, support team, Shore Hotel, Kirkwall Youth Hostel, Pentland Ferries, Badaguish, Duke of Gordon Hotel and of course the many sponsors who have supported those taking part in the event. Hopefully, the event will raise enough funds to allow Badaguish to purchase a specially adapted side by side tricycle - see the top image on the right above
 

 

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